Like, maybe she her biggest trauma is that her Starbucks barista can never spell her name right on her coffee order. This content is imported from Twitter. !As Peter starts handing out roses, I’m really not sure who is going home tonight. She dives into this sad tale about eating lunches in the bathroom by herself, and, look, I’m not trying to discount her trauma or anything, but this is how I know these girls are children because they’re bringing up MIDDLE SCHOOL indiscretions to the man they want to marry.
Just think of what it will do for your brand!Okay, Kelley being cast as Peter’s grandma while the rest of the women get to be bored housewives or hot divorcées is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen on this show. In a truly SHOCKING twist, Peter gives his final rose to Kelley, which means Sydney and MyKenna are both going home tonight.Sydney’s parting words were “I enjoyed this,” and I just snorted into my wine glass. Instead of a fantasy suite date, should we just see who can come up with the best swipe-up code based off their couples hashtag and be done with it? What’s your deal?OMG. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the … We’re now on day two, hour four (OUT OF FIVE!!) Listen, I don’t care if the date played up the corniness with all the close-ups on their lips and the fireworks. This deleted scene is just the beginning of the Onyeka/Nicole drama.
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PETER IS SENDING TAMMY HOME?? By the end of Wednesday's premiere, Weber was down to … This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? This content is imported from {embed-name}. If it’s wrong to cry for four hours a day, then I don’t want to be right.I don’t want to be right either, Kelsey! Have you even really lived if you haven’t been asked by management at least once in your twenties to leave a bar because you’re “killing the vibe”?
She’s so shy and timid and blah, blah, blah. She’s halfway through the Kelsey decides to take fate into her own hands. Just as Shiann is about to head out she decides to mind-f*ck Peter on her way out. Not a good look, sweetie.WHAT. She tells him that she’s falling in love with him, and you can tell Peter just got a little hard there. They’re the captains now and they will decide collectively who is right for Peter, and who should be banished to Cleveland for the remainder of their daysWhich brings us to where we left off, at the rose ceremony. As they explore Santiago, we’re told that Hannah Ann is the “fun one” of the group, but I would like to see some more evidence of that. !Just because you’ve explored every vagina in every Delta lounge around the world doesn’t make you cultured, Peter!Peter meets up with the women in Costa Rica and he’s sporting a giant gash on his forehead. For more info check out weekly recaps from Bachelor alums at Betches.com or their Instagram, @betchelorpodcast.