Let’s see if these measure up. #GNP #BrandedGear #fridayjokes #happyfridaywhat do you call a fake noodle?
Boy: Girl, what’s your number? See more ideas about Friday jokes, Jokes, Dad jokes. Because his belt buckle was on his hat! Personally, a damn good one-liner can make me laugh harder than almost anything else. What are your other two wishes?4. Boy: Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!6. Oct 9, 2015 - Explore GNP Branded Gear's board "GNP's Friday Jokes", followed by 265 people on Pinterest. If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus.
Boy: So you going to be a butterfly all night? There’s already one asshole in there!2.
50. Are you a singularity?
Here are some really good examples that will change your mind and make you want to use one next time you’re trying to impress a boy/girl.You won’t know if it’s love at first sight or just a damn good joke.1. But honestly, what’s wrong with that? Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? If it were up to me, I’d take Heaven for the climate and Hell for the company. It should be cleared after completing QWERTY, CT, TFF, and HGT. #GNP #Fridayjokes #BrandedgearWhy do you put band-aids in the fridge? (What?) I’m just stunned by your beauty.12. Boy: Because I wanted you to fall for my smile as hard as I fell for you!16. Because your face is pretty messed up!7. I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.9. One thing to keep in mind is men fall in love in your absence while you fall in love in their presence. Do you like Nintendo? Girl: Red Light! Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.7. Because at my house they’re 100% off.12. No wonder you’re really hot!It all ends and begins with your faith and self-love and our psychologist and theologist Tara Brown knows it best. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?8. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?11. Boy: Can you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes? Let’s see if these measure up.1. Are you a parking ticket? Stay safe and healthy. I’ll do your body good. #GNP #FridayjokesWhy did the pilgrim's pants always fall down? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.3. Boy: Someone spilled gorgeous all over you!10. So he can Ho-Ho-Ho! Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Are you made of copper and tellurium? Are you leaving?7. I seem to have lost my phone number. (What?)
I just love movie characters who are the kings and queens of this department. In case he got a hole in one!
46. Excuse me? I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.6.
Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.23. Hi, I’m bisexual. Cuz you a fine pizza ass.4.
I find you really attractive!
Boy: Hi, my name is Milk. As much they try to not laugh, they just won’t be able to resist these gems.1. Mistle-Toes!Why does Santa have three gardens?
Which is easier? 45. harder than a wedding dick.
Boy: I think your thoughts are worth more.5. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.24. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.13. Give him the space to miss you and then make the time you have together positive and high quality. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?3. Because I’m Taken with you.2.
Boy: Let’s play fire trucks. Like CoTV, each floor has been buffed by 2 difficulties higher than the original CT. Whoever you bless with these will thank you later.1. Your name must be Coca Cola because you’re so-da-licious.20. Girl: Do Not Enter!4. No, I crawled out from Hell. an impasta!! Because you could be my Seoul mate.5. Isn’t laughter supposed to be the best medicine?In order to brighten your day and make you laugh out loud, I’d like to share my personal favorite flirty jokes, pick-up lines, one-liners, and just some really funny jokes to crack you up, because I’m sure you could use it.Who doesn’t like a good joke? I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?6. Boy: What’s it gonna take for you to come home with me? Boy: Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates… Girl: Why? Are you a campfire? Girl: Sorry, I’m lactose intolerant!6. Jalapeño Business!! Girl: No, Why? A really good knock-knock joke!Yup, I’m that easy. Boy: Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here. Boy: Nickel for your thoughts? Every function without you will always be void of love.19. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?10. Lucky for you, I’ve got you covered.Here are some cute, yet hilarious jokes to help you win the heart of that special someone! Do you work for Domino’s? Boy: I have a math test. #GNP #Brandedgear #FridayjokesHow do you fix a broken pumpkin? If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?14. Girl What? So funny!!!! True Chaotic Tower or TCT is the hardest tower in Tubers93 World of Hackings.