Get all the latest news, videos and ticket information as well as player profiles and information about Stamford Bridge, the home of the Blues. Everybody tells me I am the most disgusting, despicable, grotesque creature that has ever roamed the earth, but how do I know?âSnow White says âLetâs go and see the wise man!â... so off they go.Snow White goes in first and five minutes later she comes out and says: âItâs true.
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"2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. ""Iâm telling you thereâs no match today." Browse the online shop for Chelsea FC products and merchandise. "Well...not entirely surprising considering all the shit that has been on there.A: The old drunk Bob, of course â the other 3 are mythical creatures!A man in full Chelsea uniform is standing on top of the main stand, threatening to throw himself off.The police negotiator tries to talk him down and says, âcome on friend, itâs not that bad, donât do it!ââYou donât get it!â says the Chelsea fan, âfor four years Iâve been a Chelsea supporter, and this year I was convinced we would win everything. Watch the interview in full on Matchday Live from 4pm on The 5th Stand tomorrow...One of our best performances of the season - watch how Chelsea dispatched Manchester United in the FA Cup semi-final to reach this weekend's Final at Wembley v Arsenal...Salomon Kalou knows a thing or two about winning the FA Cup, and ahead of tomorrow’s big game we caught up with the popular winger, who made over 250 appearances for the Blues, to discuss finals, fighting spirit and Frank Lampard…Mateo Kovacic believes the progress made this season at Stamford Bridge is justification for the work put in by Frank Lampard and his players and indicates an exciting future ahead, though he insists only trophies will be the true barometer of success at a club like Chelsea.For first-hand knowledge of how to win an FA Cup final, Chelsea’s less-experienced players could hardly have someone better to turn to than Frank Lampard, although the manager is choosing his moment for when to use words to inspire his team ahead of taking on Arsenal.© 2020 Chelsea FC.